December 2011
How to find a boyfriend in 2012:
Don’t. He’ll find you. :)
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Gay male: I'm gay
Straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
Hi there,
photojeepney! Not quite sure why you’d follow lil’ ol’ me though. XD
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sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
And in this corner...
…we have a new challenger!! thejoeper!
A Touch of Evil: The New York Times Tribute to... →
FACT: People with brown eyes are the most fun and...
This is hardly a scientific fact, but it’s a good pick-me-up. XD
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What's the name of that Tim Burton movie
The one with Johnny Depp
And Helena Bonham Carter
With the soundtrack by Danny Elfman
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
“Every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters.”
– Jane Austen (via thesaltwaternight)
TYPE YOUR NAME: stephenie
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: stephenie
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: stephenie
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: stephenie
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Rare Words
cervine:
acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists paralian - A person who lives near the sea aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets dwale - To wander about deliriously sabaism - The worship of stars dysphoria - An unwell feeling aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome mimp - To speak in a prissy manner,...
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fairytale for the ages
namface:
S-so rushed but done! now to fake a 100pg folio of “planning” orz